Hall of Shame

Punishment: Second trip to DFL purgatory. The Wings of Death lived up to the name — by his own admission, the heat didn’t fade even 30 minutes after the final wing.

Punishment: A custom-framed art piece, one wonderful “L” for every year of the league’s history, required to be displayed proudly in the house for a full year as a reminder to all guests.

Punishment: As a Michigan fan, he had to endure wearing THE SWEATER VEST during Michigan’s moments of triumph.

Punishment: As a source of inspiration, Samantha was supposed to be roasted by Erin Andrews…instead, Crispy got roasted.

Punishment: As a graduate of both UW and WSU, Julian brought dishonor on both houses. We asked Coach Leach (RIP) to remind Julian of his failures as a manager and alum.

Punishment: This was JB’s second time being DFL, so we didn’t make him take the SAT again. Being an Oregon graduate is punishment enough.

Punishment: As was tradition at this point, JB had to take the SAT. His score, like Oregon’s National Championship hopes, is lost to time.

Punishment: Morgan waited until THE last minute to complete her punishment. She cleared 1000 (barely). Just when you though Ohio State was THE academic institution in the Big 10…

Punishment: Ryan had to take the SAT by hand at Beer Star. He scored 1000, but only because the officials noticed he had actually arrived at the correct answer but somehow forgot how to color in the bubble on the test. Not elite.

Punishment: The Commish was the first recipient of the SAT punishment. Despite being heckled by his friends and family, he scored 1330. It remains his greatest academic (and fantasy footbal) accomplishment.