2026 Draft Recap
The draft is in the books. Nobody has played a single snap, everybody’s a perfect 0-0, and yet the algorithms have already seen enough to start ranking your life choices. Here’s what Fantasy Points’ roster value tool and FantasyPros’ projections/power rankings think of the rosters you all just paid real attention to building.
The short version:
- The EBDB is the model’s golden child - #1 in both projected standings and power rankings without a single top position-value ranking to justify it. Make it make sense.
- Seattle Suckmyhawks has the best Title % in the league (15.9%) on the back of two elite skill players and not much else. FantasyPros isn’t buying it, burying them at 7th.
- Lamar I Hear It Lamar I Like It is the classic “looks great on paper” team - 2nd in power score despite a pedestrian 7-7 projection.
- THE Team Buckeyes rostered the #1 QB room in the league and still finished dead last in Title %, power score, and just about everything else - a monument to wasting a good quarterback on ten bad decisions.
- Everyone else is bunched into an undifferentiated mush of 6-8 and 7-7 projections, which is a polite way of saying nobody else did anything interesting.
Roster Value (Fantasy Points)
Sorted by Title %, with position-group value ranks (#1 = most valuable room in the league).
| Team | Title % | Value | QB | RB | WR | TE |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Seattle Suckmyhawks | 15.9% | 31,866 | #12 | #11 | #3 | #1 |
| Grow a Pair and Go For 2 | 14.1% | 32,918 | #2 | #4 | #8 | #8 |
| Mildly Exciting Whites | 12.9% | 34,395 | #3 | #8 | #5 | #2 |
| The EBDB | 12.5% | 33,295 | #5 | #9 | #4 | #3 |
| Toomey Smalls | 9.5% | 31,784 | #8 | #2 | #9 | #9 |
| Lamar I Hear It Lamar I Like It | 9.2% | 31,521 | #10 | #10 | #2 | #5 |
| ShowMeYourTD’s | 7.8% | 31,438 | #9 | #12 | #1 | #4 |
| Smooth Sailing Dumpsters | 5.1% | 29,684 | #7 | #3 | #7 | #9 |
| JBeeZyn | 3.9% | 29,325 | #11 | #7 | #6 | #7 |
| The Schitt List | 3.2% | 28,299 | #6 | #1 | #11 | #9 |
| Team Ship Show | 3.1% | 26,766 | #4 | #6 | #10 | #9 |
| THE Team Buckeyes | 2.7% | 27,770 | #1 | #5 | #12 | #6 |
Projected Standings (FantasyPros)
| Rk | Team | Proj. Record | Playoff Odds | Champion |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The EBDB | 8-6 | 78% | 20% |
| 2 | Grow a Pair and Go For 2 | 8-6 | 74% | 18% |
| 3 | Toomey Smalls | 8-6 | 66% | 13% |
| 4 | ShowMeYourTD’s | 8-6 | 61% | 9% |
| 5 | Lamar I Hear It Lamar I Like It | 7-7 | 61% | 10% |
| 6 | Mildly Exciting Whites | 7-7 | 58% | 9% |
| 7 | Seattle Suckmyhawks | 7-7 | 52% | 7% |
| 8 | Smooth Sailing Dumpsters | 7-7 | 49% | 7% |
| 9 | Team Ship Show | 6-8 | 28% | 3% |
| 10 | THE Team Buckeyes | 6-8 | 27% | 3% |
| 11 | JBeeZyn | 6-8 | 24% | 2% |
| 12 | The Schitt List | 6-8 | 21% | 1% |
Power Rankings (FantasyPros)
| Rk | Team | Score |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | The EBDB | 100 |
| 2 | Lamar I Hear It Lamar I Like It | 99 |
| 3 | Grow a Pair and Go For 2 | 88 |
| 4 | Mildly Exciting Whites | 86 |
| 5 | Toomey Smalls | 86 |
| 6 | Seattle Suckmyhawks | 85 |
| 7 | ShowMeYourTD’s | 83 |
| 8 | Smooth Sailing Dumpsters | 82 |
| 9 | JBeeZyn | 78 |
| 10 | Team Ship Show | 78 |
| 11 | The Schitt List | 73 |
| 12 | THE Team Buckeyes | 70 |
Regular season kicks off soon. Good luck to everyone, especially THE Team Buckeyes, who are going to need a miracle and possibly a new strategy.